{"id":1531,"date":"2012-01-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.draumrpublishing.com\/2012\/01\/25\/online-store-is-down-waaaah\/"},"modified":"2012-01-25T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T04:00:00","slug":"online-store-is-down-waaaah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ridaallen.com\/blogged\/2012\/01\/25\/online-store-is-down-waaaah\/","title":{"rendered":"Online store is down &#8212; waaaah&#33;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hate maintenance. I really really do. This is why I hold back on doing it until I am literally forced into it. It never goes right, it never works the first time, it keeps me up all hours, and it often ends in tears.<\/p>\n<p>[i]Stupid software.[\/i]<\/p>\n<p>To that end, I was attempting updates to our online store and it all went to hell in a handbasket. The store is down and I don&#39;t know for how long. If you would like to make a purchase, please [email=&quot;rida@ridaallen.com]email me directly[\/email] and I will assist you personally. We can make purchases via Paypal pretty easily, or we can discuss other options (like taking credit cards over the phone).<\/p>\n<p>I will announce again when the store is up and running. Until then, I suspect there will be a [i]freaking blank page[\/i] where our beautiful online store used to be. <\/p>\n<p>If you have any compassion, you will send me chocolate ASAP. I will be main-lining it until things are fixed. And it won&#39;t be a pretty sight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hate maintenance. I really really do. This is why I hold back on doing it until I am literally forced into it. It never goes right, it never works the first time, it keeps me up all hours, and it often ends in tears.<\/p>\n<p><em class='bbc'>Stupid software.<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","has-single-img"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ridaallen.com\/blogged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ridaallen.com\/blogged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ridaallen.com\/blogged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ridaallen.com\/blogged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ridaallen.com\/blogged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ridaallen.com\/blogged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ridaallen.com\/blogged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ridaallen.com\/blogged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ridaallen.com\/blogged\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}